# Chapter 605: The Pig, the Panic, and a Love Song Gone Viral
Hello everyone, it’s me again! How are you all doing? Today, I will continue to walk with you and review Chapter 605 of "The Untouchable Ex Wife"—a chapter that takes a shocking, hilarious, and unexpectedly tense turn as one of the entertainment circle’s most polished playboys finds himself face-to-face with... a laboring pig. Yes, you read that right. Grab some popcorn and let’s dive in, because this is a chapter you will never forget!
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Xavier Stuart was certain of one thing: if he let this pig die, he could never live with himself. He had no idea how he’d ended up in this nightmare, but the words tumbled out of his mouth before his brain could stop them: “I’m doomed. If my pig dies, I wouldn’t be able to survive! Mister, I’ll leave our lives in your hands.”
The pig owner, Jayden, looked at him with desperate, anxious eyes and physically escorted him toward the pigsty before Xavier could change his mind. Xavier was, after all, a man known for glamorous parties, beautiful women, and the flashy world of entertainment—not barnyard delivery. Yet here he was, scratching his head awkwardly, being pulled toward a scene he had never imagined even in his worst nightmares.
The pigsty was enormous—roughly a hundred square meters—and it was absolutely filthy. Weeds, pig manure, and pig feed were scattered everywhere. The pungent, suffocating smell slammed into Xavier like a physical wall. It clawed at his throat, stung his eyes, and forced tears to roll down his cheeks. He gagged. "Bleurgh... Wait. Let me catch my breath."
The air was so thick and disgusting that Xavier felt his head spinning. He couldn’t even bring himself to take a single step forward. And then, as if to mock him, the pregnant pig let out a pitiful squeal—a sound that echoed in the cramped space, announcing that birth was imminent.
Jayden was losing patience. “Hurry up! My pig can’t wait any longer.”
Before Xavier could argue, Jayden shoved him forward. Xavier stumbled into the dark, grimy pigsty, and his eyes landed on five pregnant pigs lying around him. His body stiffened. The blood drained from his face. He had faced ruthless rivals, scandalous rumors, and the fierce pressures of fame—but this? This was surely a fate worse than death.
But Xavier wasn’t the type to surrender... at least not easily. He swallowed the lump in his throat and rolled up the sleeves of his crisp white shirt. “I can do this. There’s nothing I can’t do. I’ll go all out for those points!”
Famous last words.
The pig, however, was not impressed by his determination. It squealed furiously and kicked its legs wildly. It was covered in mud, pig food, and manure, and every attempt Xavier made to approach it ended with him being violently rejected by both the pig’s hooves and its sheer terrifying energy. He tried to suppress his disgust, but he couldn’t even get close enough to touch it.
At the door of the pigsty, Jayden was pacing and sweating. “Mister, do something. My pig can’t hold on for much longer...” He was getting frustrated, and his voice grew sharper. “Can you do it? If not, let someone else do it instead!”
The pressure mounted. Xavier’s pride was on the line. He couldn’t back down now. “Calm down. I... I can do it!”
Holding his breath, Xavier steeled himself once more. He knew he was capable of anything he set his mind to—this was just another challenge, another obstacle to conquer. Taking a deep breath through his mouth to avoid smelling too much, he pulled out his phone and began furiously looking up the necessary steps and precautions for delivering piglets.
The search results were precise: First, he had to wash the pig’s body with potassium permanganate to prevent infections after delivery. Second, he needed a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord. Third, he needed old clothes and towels to wipe the newborn piglets’ mouths and noses clean. And during the entire process, he could soothe the pig by talking to it, singing to it, or stroking it to keep it calm.
Xavier read the instructions over and over, his throat dry. The great Xavier Stuart—certified ladies’ man, entertainment industry big shot, and a man who had singers and actresses begging for his attention—was about to become a midwife for a pig. It was ridiculous. Besides, the wrong move could mean catastrophe.
For a moment, he felt like walking away. But then he heard an eager voice from the edge of the pigsty.
“Hey, Mr. Stuart. Can you do it? Let me do it if you don’t want to. I took animal husbandry in college, so I know how to do this,” Skylar said, leaning over the fence with a hopeful expression.
Xavier’s jaw tightened. No way. Skylar’s house was the second worst among the six contestants, and he was desperate to improve his living situation. If Xavier gave up, Skylar would steal the spotlight and the points. Xavier couldn’t allow that. "Yes, I can do it."
Taking a deep breath, Xavier braced himself and walked toward a relatively gentler pig. He carefully wiped its body down with potassium permanganate, trying not to gag at the smell and the slimy sensation beneath his fingers. The pig whimpered in pain, and Xavier suddenly realized with a jolt that the pig’s water had broken. The piglets would come out soon.
His heart raced. This was it. He had to act fast.
“Come on, pig. You can do it. They’ll be out soon!” Xavier urged excitedly, doing his best to encourage the animal. Then he remembered the tip about soothing the pig by singing. In a moment of sheer madness, he launched into a passionate, heartfelt love song. His voice quivered with emotion as he sang, “It’s really hard to forget about you. Your pretty eyes, your innocent love... want them all. I’ll be sad if you cry... Push hard!”
The contrast was so bizarre that it would have been comedic if not for the tension hanging in the air. A glamorous celebrity, covered in dirt, singing a soulful love song to a pig in labor, all while begging it to push.
Outside the pigsty, chaos erupted. The camera crew and all the guests had gathered, watching the scene with their mouths hanging open.
Leia was completely stunned. “Is he out of his mind?”
Santiago shook his head in amusement. “Mr. Stuart really isn’t picky since he’s willing to sing a love song to a pig.”
Adam, ever the businessman, was grinning from ear to ear. “That’s brilliant! What’s the view count like?”
His assistant replied enthusiastically, “It’s soaring again! In fact, it’s even higher than the time Mr. Stuart kissed Miss Osborne on the boat!”
And out in the digital world, netizens were absolutely losing their minds. Comments flooded the live stream, millions of viewers tuning in just to catch a glimpse of Xavier Stuart serenading a pig. The internet exploded with memes, jokes, and disbelief:
[Xavier sang a love song... for a pig?]
Some laughed, some mocked, but everyone—absolutely everyone—couldn’t tear their eyes away. Would Xavier actually manage to deliver the piglets? Or would this whole disaster become the most humiliating and unforgettable moment of his life? More importantly, would all his efforts be enough to win the day? The stakes were higher than ever, and nothing was guaranteed.
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**Reader's Impressions & Star Rating:**
Honestly, this chapter was an absolute rollercoaster! One moment I was laughing at Xavier’s ridiculous situation, the next I was holding my breath, wondering if he could actually pull off something this insane. It’s pure entertainment gold to see such a charming, polished character reduced to delivering piglets while singing a love song. There’s humor, tension, a hint of desperation, and a competitive edge that keeps the story fresh and exciting. His pride versus his growing vulnerability makes him surprisingly relatable, even when he’s covered in mud and manure. This chapter deserves massive applause for making me feel everything—from secondhand embarrassment to genuine suspense.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4.8 / 5 Stars
**Next Chapter Prediction:**
I predict the next chapter will show the outcome of Xavier’s insane pig-delivery adventure. There’s a strong chance he will actually succeed and win the challenge, but not without some crazy twist—probably involving the piglets behaving oddly, Skylar getting jealous, or Leia accidentally getting involved in the chaos. Also, given the surge in viewership, someone from the entertainment circle might try to turn Xavier’s humiliating moment into leverage or even a hilarious publicity opportunity. And perhaps, amid all the laughter, we’ll see a quieter moment where Xavier reflects on how far he’s fallen—and what he is truly willing to do for the woman he loves.
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